, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar."Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."As. What's your profession, sir?" I'm a car mechanic, but I can turn my hand to most jobs to do with metal." God may have brought you here on purpose," said the Pastor, to Elias's surprise, "The village garage and smithy is getting to be too much for Seth Philips and he has no sons. He's well into his sixties and wants to relax a little before meeting his maker. You should talk to him."Martha decided she quite liked this Pastor, though she had never been very religious herself.She asked, "How difficult would it be to find a house?"The Pastor ignored her completely and continued to talk to Elias, "He lives in the little red painted cottage next to the smithy. You can't miss it."Then he looked at Martha somewhat sternly, and said, "Children in this community do not interrupt their elders."Martha retorted, "I'm not a child. I shall be eighteen in three weeks time." And are you a virgin?" the Pastor asked.Both Elias and Martha blushed at such as frank question, but she stammered, "Y-yes I.
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